|Child me:||WOW WHEN IM A TEENAGER IM GONNA GO OUT WITH MY FRIENDS TO THE MALL AND PARTY AND DATE HOT PEOPLE AND BE POPULAR AND COOL|
|Teenage me:||*hisses at sunlight*|
Manicure: yes. Leash: yes. But pin her hands. She doesn’t know what to do with them, and she shouldn’t have to.
But sometimes it’s fun to watch them try to figure it out… with an occasional good hard slap (or a dozen) to give her little brain something to think about…
Unknown (via dishevelment)
The most perfect conclusion about how “virginity” came to be I’ve ever encountered.